Happy Sunday!!!

Have a very Happy Sunday!!!
And  for a giggle and/or a belly laugh, how about this one!!

1. WOMAN'S PRAYER

BEFORE I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP, 

I PRAY FOR A MAN, WHO'S NOT A CREEP,

ONE WHO'S HANDSOME, SMART AND STRONG.

ONE WHO LIKES TO LISTEN LONG.

ONE WHO THINKS BEFORE HE SPEAKS.

I PRAY HE'S GAINFULLY EMPLOYED.

WHEN I SPEND HIS CASH,  WON'T BE ANNOYED.

PULLS OUT MY CHAIR AND OPENS MY DOOR,

MASSAGES MY BACK AND BEGS TO DO MORE.

       OH! SEND ME A MAN WHO MAKES LOVE TO MY MIND.

KNOWS WHAT TO ANSWER TO "HOW BIG IS MY BEHIND?"

I PRAY THAT THIS MAN WILL LOVE ME TO NO END,

AND ALWAYS BE MY VERY BEST FRIEND.

2.    MAN'S PRAYER

I PRAY FOR A DEAF-MUTE NYMPHOMANIAC WITH

LARGE BREASTS  WHO OWNS A LIQUOR STORE AND

A GOLF COURSE.

THIS DOESN'T RHYME AND I DON'T GIVE A "4 LETTER WORD".