So How's Your Day Going??? Better Than This Guys, I Bet!!

I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it..?" He says menacingly,
as I burst into tears. "This is the worst day of my life," I say.
"I'm a complete failure.”

I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home, so that's gone.

I found my wife with another man... and then my own dog bit me.

So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

"So I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here just watching the poison dissolves..............…

and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing..!

But Hell, enough about me, how's your XXXX day going..?