NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'
OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents ..'
KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now, she's hitting the bottle.
Hi there - it could just be me, but I can't see any of the pictures!
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Cheers - Stewart M - Melbourne
I can't see any of the photos either, Sylvia. I thought it might be my old computer but I see Stewart couldn't see them either.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't see the pictures either sylvia. Shame as they are nice jokes to go well with an equivanent picture - especially the lady in the car!
ReplyDeleteI can't see the pics either Sylvia, but the jokes are wonderful! I always enjoy starting my day with a laugh.
ReplyDeletecouldn't see the photos, but the laughs were great. :)
ReplyDeleteCan't see the photos either...
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ReplyDeleteI could forgive you for 'hitting the bottle' as Blogger has blitzed you again! Never mind. The words were worthy enough - pics were the cherries we were not to have today. YAM xx
Great funnies for a morning giggle. I can't see the pics either.
ReplyDeleteI can see the pictures!
ReplyDeleteCute pictures and very funny!
ReplyDeleteCute pictures and very funny!
ReplyDeleteI can see the pictures! I especially like the one of the topless woman not wearing her seatbelt!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE it! These are just hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Every one a gem.. Out of the mouthes of babes hey Sylvia :)
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