Friday, August 1, 2014

The Missing Wife -- Sound Familiar???

Husband :- I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector :- What is her height?Husband :-I never checked.
Inspector :- Slim or healthy?.
Husband :- Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector :- Color of eyes?
Husband :- Never noticed.
Inspector :- Color of hair?
Husband :- Changes according to season.
Inspector :- What was she wearing?
Husband :- Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector :- Was she driving?
Husband :- yes.
Inspector :- color of the car? . . . . .
Husband :- black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED     headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door......................and then the husband started crying...
Inspector:- Don't worry sir,.....We will find your car.
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12 comments:

  1. PerthDailyPhotoAugust 1, 2014 at 5:03 AM

    Men and their cars... Funny :) Happy weekend Sylvia.

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  2. ArijaAugust 1, 2014 at 6:49 AM

    Just like a man . . .

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  3. LowellAugust 1, 2014 at 7:05 AM

    This is great! I think it's a story that has a lot of truth in it. Like when they surveyed a bunch of old guys and asked them if they had to choose between sex and golf for the rest of their lives, most of them chose golf. :) I wasn't among the group, so no smart comments! Heh, heh!

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  4. Maude LynnAugust 1, 2014 at 7:22 AM

    Sounds about right!

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  5. TexWisGirlAugust 1, 2014 at 8:15 AM

    bwahahaha!

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  6. JamesAugust 1, 2014 at 8:47 AM

    Hey, we aren't all like that. I'd choose my wife over my car and maybe even over my camera. ;-)

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  7. Yamini MacLeanAugust 1, 2014 at 8:59 AM

    Hari OM
    cackle cackle cackle...... YAM xx

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  8. Betty ManousosAugust 1, 2014 at 9:13 AM

    too funny! thanks for sharing.

    i linked to you today!

    xo

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  9. Rune EideAugust 1, 2014 at 10:01 AM

    That is what I call getting your priorities right :-)

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  10. Brian MillerAugust 1, 2014 at 10:03 AM

    what a relief the car was saved. ha.
    i hope i am not this oblivious of my wife. smiles.

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  11. JackAugust 1, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    You can add my chuckles to the list.

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  12. IndraniAugust 1, 2014 at 8:39 PM

    Ha... ha... good one :D

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