Get Tired of Waiting to be Waited On??? Try This One!!

Photo Problem Fixed! I think!!!

While in California I needed to go to the
emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put
on my Magic Green Hat.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that
3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that
sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my
waiting time.

Here's the hat: Below.

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles.
It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after
entering, I had my choice of any machine,
most still running.

If you live in Texas , it might cut your wait
time at the grocery store.

But, don't try it at McDonald's. The
whole crew ran out the back door and I
never did get my order!