Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
P.S. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't tell at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.
They wouldn't have to do themselves in...just the sight of me would do the job nicely!
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh out loud...if only I had the nerve to do my patriotic duty :-)
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Very funny Sylvia! The ridiculous thing in my life is that I actually know a couple of people who would believe this was true if I sent it to them. Maybe I will just to see what happens ;>)
ReplyDeletetoo funny Sylvia! I wonder who thought up this idea? !
ReplyDeleteToo funny and Sallie I think there are many who would do this...that's the scary thing!
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You made my day!!!!
ReplyDeleteIsn't this 6 days too late?
ReplyDeleteLOL Oh I'm so in for this LOL :) Too funny :)
ReplyDeleteIts ideas like this that helps to make America Strong. Lets everybody do their part.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad that this only applies to women. If I were to wander around my neighborhood dressed in my nothings, I would be quickly arrested for terrorism.
ReplyDeletewhat a great idea! If the terrorists aren't killed for looking at naked women other than their wives, they might die of shock seeing our sightly/unsightly bodies!
ReplyDeleteIf I was walking around naked you would need a six-pack! lol
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