Enjoy your weekend!
| You change your life by changing your heart. Max Lucado |
| Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. Nido Qubein |
| To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom. Bertrand Russell |
| You change your life by changing your heart. Max Lucado |
| Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. Nido Qubein |
| To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom. Bertrand Russell |
| Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. Doug Larson |
| The doors of wisdom are never shut. Benjamin Franklin |
| A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. Mark Twain |
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said. "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"
"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll."?
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster.
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick."
| Anything you're good at contributes to happiness. Bertrand Russell |
Happiness depends upon ourselves. Aristotle |
| Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. Ogden Nash |
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| That's My World is hosted each week by Klaus and the My World team, Klaus, Sandy, Wren, Fishing Guy and me. Join us and share your world with others from all over Our World! Just click on the post title, read the rules, sign up and play with us! So! How is your world this week? Have you taken time to see the beauty there? What is it about your world that makes you smile or laugh or feel grateful for? So, next Saturday is the big day! And now that I can stop fretting over the waiting, I can enjoy some more lovely memories of my world where I've lived the past four years! Hope you enjoy them! Wishing you all a beautiful week! An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. Don Marquis |
Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't. Pete Seeger |
| A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same. Elbert Hubbard |
| Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact. William James |
| I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. E. B. White |
| A faith is a necessity to a man. Woe to him who believes in nothing. Victor Hugo |
| Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother. Khalil Gibran |
| Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation. D. Elton Trueblood |
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| Happy Easter Everyone!! |
| A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. John Barrymore |
| All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. Walt Disney |
Dreams are necessary to life. Anais Nin |
| A Big Monster! |
A fool and his money are soon elected. Will Rogers |
| Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one. E. B. White |
| Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. Samuel Taylor Coleridge |
| The earth is the mother of all people, and all people should have equal rights upon it. Chief Joseph |
| A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. Mark Twain |
| Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Franklin P. Jones |
| It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. Abraham Lincoln |
A good friend of mine shared this with me and I loved it and want to share it with you today. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend.. I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging. Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until 4 AM or sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60 &70's, and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love .. I will. I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set. They, too, will get old. I know I am sometimes forgetful. But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And I eventually remember the important things. Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what give us strength and understanding and compassion. A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect. I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face. So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair could turn silver. As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don't question myself anymore.. I've even earned the right to be wrong. So, to answer your question, I like being old. It has set me free. I like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever, but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single day(if I feel like it). |
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| Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. William Arthur Ward I think I've given the wrong impression -- I'm not leaving Seattle, just a different area and I won't be close to the water, but I do have gorgeous views of Mt. Rainier!! I'll still have plenty to take pictures of!!! |
| Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant. Robert Louis Stevenson |
| If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. Thomas Fuller |
| A mind at peace, a mind centered and not focused on harming others, is stronger than any physical force in the universe. Wayne Dyer |
| Common sense is not so common. Voltaire |
| Oh, no! I have to get another haircut before we move? Why? I know I'm a little messy, but it's going to be our apartment isn't it? Who am I getting a haircut for? I hate getting haircuts!!! |