Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.George Bernard Shaw |
| It is almost impossible to watch a sunset and not dream. Bern Williams |
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| Time for "Our World" again! This is a wonderful way to find the beauty, the fun, the good and even the bad things about Our World and to share them! Hope you will join us! Click on the link to go to the Our World site and sign up!! http://ourworldtuesdaymeme.blogspot.com/ We've continued to have some gray and chilly days, some sunny pleasant ones, fog, and flaming sunsets. The temps are mild and it is a beautiful time of the year in Seattle. Some good friends from Portland were in town and took me to our favorite place -- Pikes Market, where I got a new shot of one of my favorite things -- the colorful peppers! Hope you enjoy a peek at my part of Our World today! Have a wonderful week!! |
| In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. John Adams |
| Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. Mark Twain |
| Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! Pericles (430 B.C.) |
| Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. Anonymous |
| What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995) |
| What do you mean, I need to have my eyebrows trimmed?? I can see just fine and besides, I had a whole body trim just a week or so ago! |
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. Albert Einstein |
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. Reba McEntire |
Come forth into the light of things; Let nature be your Teacher. William Wordsworth |
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. Danny Kaye |
What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable. Joseph Addison |
Life is nothing without friendship. Marcus Tullius Cicero |
Autumn burned brightly, a running flame through the mountains, a torch flung to the trees. Faith Baldwin |
Nature does nothing uselessly. Aristotle |
THE TOILET SEAT
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet.Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing,he left to take care of another matter before she returned.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.
They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.
Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).
Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......I just never saw one mounted and framed."
And the shot for the day!
Man's Best Friend!