As I
was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I
don't really care. It's the tortoise life for me!
1.. If walking is so good for your health, the postman
would be immortal.
2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water,
and is fat.
3.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4.. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives
for 150 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
I'm retired. Go around me.
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never
liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to
tell the difference.