How About a Little British Humor for the Day!!!

These are classified ads which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers!! Thought I’d share a few of them with you today! Get ready to giggle!

Free Yorkshire Terrier

8 years old

Hateful little bastard,

Bites!!

Free Puppies

½ Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky ne4ighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound!

Cows, Calves: Never Bred.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

Joining a Nudist Colony

Must sell washer and dryer. Call for price.

Wedding Dress for Sale

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.

And the WINNER is ….

FOR SALE BY OWNER

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, got married, wife knows everything.

My World!!

Time to share Our Worlds again!! Thankfully, our weather is cooler, but still beautiful and sunny!! So it seemed a good time to go to another concert in the park and enjoy some more roses!! Hope you enjoy and do remember – if you ever get to Portland during the summer, don’t miss the concerts!! Have a great new week!!
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Happiness does not depend on outward things, but on the way we see them.— Count Leo Tolstoy

One Quiet Moment

O it is pleasant, with a heart at ease,
Just after sunset, or by moonlight skies,
To make the shifting clouds be what you please.
~Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Some More Clever Information for the Day!!

Pretty interesting info, huh? Yep, I’ve been trying them and so far they do work!!