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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

An Observation on an Age Old Question

  *What  deep thinkers men are...*

  I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

 The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question:

 Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

 Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

 Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

  Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

 A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would  like another kick in the nuts."

 I rest my case. Time for another beer.

And a word from Maxine!!



Gattina said...

Hahaha ! a great thinker !

Betty Manousos said...

lol! too funny. i really enjoyed it.

yep, time for another beer!

i like maxime too.

big hugs~

magiceye said...

Lol!!! They were both hilarious!!

Jack said...

It hurts just thinking about it.

TexWisGirl said...

well, the first one had a point. but maxine made me laugh out loud. :)

Betsy Banks Adams said...

HA HA..... Deep-thinking men????? I will say that George and his Daddy are 'deep-thinking' men --and are men of little words. However, when they do speak, they have something important to say---so people listen!!!!!

Cute Maxine one.

Sridharan said...


genie said...

After a long day with lots of BAD kids in my cellblock, you have put a grin on my old face and I's giggle aloud. You have definitely made my night. Thanks for the smiles. genie

Arija said...

Thank you Sylvia, a lough never goes astray . . .

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
Gotta admit, the case is well-argued!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

It's like the old saying..if men had the babies, there would be mostly one child families haha. Maxine ma be onto something here :)

clairz said...

Oh, dear, Maxine made me laugh but the scene was a little too close to home, as I just had my dreaded annual dermatologist appointment. The things that man has seen! ;)

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