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Friday, February 19, 2010

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives



1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.



7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another
dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.



12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's happy to see you.

10 comments:

bobbie said...

All so true. The photos are perfect too.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!! Every single one of these is so true. LOL Love it my friend. xoxoxox

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Yogi♪♪♪ said...

You are bad!!

Anything Fits A Naked Man said...

OMG, that was hilarious!! As a wife with no children, but mother to a spoiled Jack Russell Terrier, I agree with absolutely EVERYTHING you've written here! Thanks so much for the laugh!

Hi! I'm new to your blog and so glad I found you! I'm your newest follower!

Anonymous said...

Cute, Sylvia!

George said...

I love it! Thanks for the chuckles.

VKT said...

What a way to end a hectic Friday! Thanks for the laughs Sylvia! I love your blog!

Linda Reeder said...

Sylvia scores again! very funny.

MyMaracas said...

Excellent. And so very true.

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