My 1 day Employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
A good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, Or stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I Just couldn't believe someone slept
with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
16 comments:
ROFLOL!! More, please!
I'm with Maxine!
What, no blue light special?
ROFLMAO!!! Made my day LOL :) Oh PhQB you never cease to amaze me :) LOL Have a great day :)
Hahahahahaha oh my goodness this makes my day!! So love it and I am going to share this one. Thanks!
H for Hairdo
where's the like button?! :P
LOL...me neither! That's why I prefer the stuffy, professional types that hide all the things they really think behind fake smiles, loads of makeup and deceptive ways :) At least they smile when they stab you in the back ;) very funny today, love it!
Ah, this is so funny, Sylvia!! :-)
Thanks for sharing, have a nice day!
Howling with laughter!!!!!!! Thanks for making my day!
Oh, MY!! Those poor, poor kids!! Thanks for the laugh!!
methinks you are well out of it
lol! howlarious!
That was very funny, Sylvia. Thanks for being the light at the end of the evening!
You just gotta love her.
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That was a beauty indeed!
Just too funny not to stop and say thanks ;-)
Hugs and blessings,
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