'No, I'm sorry,' the nurse stated, 'but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer.' This started another round of complaining but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, 'I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!' She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing. After a half hour, the man's doctor came into the room. 'What's going on here?' asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answered, 'What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?'After a pause, the doctor confessed..... 'Not with a carnation.'...
12 comments:
I love the carnation bit. I laughed out loud.
There are some people you just should not treat badly! Our snow is very unusual - we normally get a big snow storm every 5 years or so. This winter has already given us more than the past 5 winters combined.
I did not expect the carnation which made me LOL also!
e have all met people like this man and only wishd that we could...well you know!
Pay backs a re wonderful. Don't you wish we could do this stuff in real life?
Dam
Roflmao. I've seen these. Still bring a great laugh.
great joke. Gave me a laugh!
Hee Hee - you are too funny. Now that mental picture is almost traumatizing. Hmmm...traumatized laughter...let me see what that sounds like.............sounds pretty good.
Thanks, :)))
I think I will be a better patient the next time I am in the hospital.
thanks for the LOL!
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that was indeed hilarious!! lol!
Very funny indeed. Thanks.
we normally get a big snow storm every 5 years or so.
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