Giggle for the Morning

This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.


A teacher was reading the Three Little Pigs story to her class. She came to the part where the

first pig was trying to gather building materials for his home. She read,

the first pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and
said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class, 'And
what do you think the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly,

I think the man would have said,

Well, I'll be a son-of-a-bitch, a talking pig!'

Needless to say, the teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes.