I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'
He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick....
I was just admiring my work.
I didn't mean to 'click.'
But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it.
I was into it all night.
Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess....
While I sit here on my hiney.
Company Structure -- in case you were wondering!
16 comments:
thanks - I needed the laugh today :)
LOL...I love the proof of global warming :)
Thank you for all the smiles on this grey dark day Sylvia!
Smiles
Oh how I needed a laugh! Thank you!
Sunny :)
Yes I empathise with that poem. Thanks for the laughs.
OMG!! These are so (horribly) funny. And too true! LOL
Global warming is adorable; funny how the evidence was right there all along?!
ah I needed that laugh - er maybe I'd better put the dishes in the sink before I carry on.
LOL, thanks for the laughs on this very cold day, Sylvia! However, not even my computer is clean:)
Thank you for make my smile - I will pass it on and make more peole happy!
'MB
Hahahaha! Love the poem, and how true. *Sigh*
Ah well. As a little plaque I once saw said 'A clean home is the sign of a wasted life'. Or more appropriately, perhaps it should read '... a broken mouse'?
Cute poem. I wouldn't have to ask -I know all too well why my house is a mess.
Loved this laugh that you gave me today! Now I know why the dust on my tables is far higher then he dust on my mouse!!! :)
I read your blog daily.
Thank you for sharing!!
I loved the computer addiciton poetry, but then the company structure heirarchy - oh my god!
I have always found cleanliness to be highly overated ;)
funny stuff, thanks for the smiles
lol! they were real good laughs! thank you!!
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