It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell. "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. "Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"
"Iced tea, please," Fred said.
Mom brought the iced tea. "So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked. "Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.
"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!" "Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. "The damned dance is called the Twist!
And!! Headed for Walmart!!!
24 comments:
LOL! That's a really good one Sylvia!
That's the funniest thing I've heard in months! I just read it to my hubby and he's still laughing. Thanks for perking up my day!
i saw the twist coming, but that john deere is classic! :)
That picture is hilarious!
ha ha
the picture is outrageously funny !! i got a great kick out of it !!
well done!
Hi Sylvia, a very sympathetic picture, like the text.
Greetings and live entertainment. -
That's the most unique John Deere I've ever seen. I like the story also. Thanks for sharing with us.
WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did not see that one coming.. it was hilarious, Sylvia.
I love a good chuckle, Thanks for my daily dose.
Be well and happy.
Hugs,
Pam
Oh how funny.... Made me laugh outloud...
Think I saw that couple in my Walmart this morning... ha ha
Hugs,
Betsy
Well she took a half hour. You made me laugh Sylvia. That is quite a rig on your post.
That is a really funny story, Sylvia. And I LOVE your photo! I think her name is Peggy Sue.
LOL! another hilarious post!
Oh my, you've done it again! Hah!
The joke and the photo are so funny!
That is too hilarious! Thanks for the chuckle, Sylvia. :-)
There's the world of difference between a 'twist' and a 'screw' hahahaha!
Good one, Thanks for the laugh Sylvia..
«Louis» really likes the photo above the Wharton quote - which he also likes very much!
BTW - Your photo of Bubba and his girl friend on the John Deere will make an appearance in The Friday Funnies...
Hilarious! And where else could they be going but too Wal Mart, dressed like that?
My daughters tell me, Mum, your English is terrible.
Hi hi hi! What a story! So hilarious!
Thanks for sharing, my friend!
Here is one I found yesterday :
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
An 78-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of
his physical exam.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like
this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with
her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth
in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
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Hugs****
This pic is so interesting... The couple seems to be really enjoying themselves and the tricycle is quite a piece of machine!
God bless you!
Cezar
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