Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on
their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing,
he left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed
to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she
tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and
pulled without any success whatsoever...... Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the
toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital
emergency room. The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to
get a mental picture of this). Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it
all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like
this before".
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
I just never saw one mounted and framed."
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
I just never saw one mounted and framed."
11 comments:
A real beauty that one - the story I mean :-)
Maybe the Charlie should have taken a photo and Framed it?
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Ha Ha , hilarious ..
Funny!
That's made my day !! So good she had a sense of humour.
Good grief! This is too funny! Thank you for the chuckle!
Good one Sylvia, how embarrassing haha!
I'm laughing so hard that my belly aches! Yes, I did imagine that predicament..
LOL... Thanks for the morning laugh, Sylvia!
Hysterical. I need a good laugh today. Thanks for posting.
Very funny! to hear about rather than experience, lol.
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