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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Your Laugh for the Day -- Hope it Doesn't Happen to You!


Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever...... Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room. The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this). Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before".

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
I just never saw one mounted and framed."

12 comments:

RuneE said...

A real beauty that one - the story I mean :-)

Maybe the Charlie should have taken a photo and Framed it?

Twin City Joan said...

I keep up with the bloggers I read on Google Reader. When there is white lettering on a dark background, the background does not come through and the letters are the same color as the empty page so what I get on Reader is a blank page. Just thought you would like to know.

Team G Square said...

Ha Ha , hilarious ..

TexWisGirl said...

ha ha.

George said...

Funny!

Dianne said...

That's made my day !! So good she had a sense of humour.

Kay said...

Good grief! This is too funny! Thank you for the chuckle!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Good one Sylvia, how embarrassing haha!

Icy BC said...

I'm laughing so hard that my belly aches! Yes, I did imagine that predicament..

NixBlog said...

LOL... Thanks for the morning laugh, Sylvia!

Rita said...

Hysterical. I need a good laugh today. Thanks for posting.

Joyful said...

Very funny! to hear about rather than experience, lol.

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