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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Now That I'm Older Here's What I've Discoverd!

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.

3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

5. If all is not lost, where is it?

6. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

7. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

8. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

9. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to play chess?

16. Its not hard to meet expenses .. they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter.

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.



Mama Zen said...

Love these! #5 made me laugh out loud!

TexWisGirl said...

cuteness. :)

Κωστής Τζαγκαράκης said...

All true Sylvia.
If we do not face age with humor, then we 've lost the game.
Have a beautiful day.

Lowell said...

With re to your question: I can't remember. Who are you and why do you have this blog?

Have you shared this bunch of funny sayings before? If not, why not?

I'd go home now, but I think I'm already there.


Jack said...

Whoever you are, you are pretty funny.

Kay said...

Too funny! This was so much fun, Sylvia.

Sridharan said...

So much fun indeed.. I loved this post Sylvia..

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What Can I Say?
I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.

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