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Saturday, March 23, 2013

Ponderisms for the Day

(something to think about)

1- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2- There are two kinds of pedestrians . . . The quick and the dead.
3- Life is sexually transmitted.
4- Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
5- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
6- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

7- Have you noticed since everyone has a cell phone these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
8- Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

10- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
11- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

12- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'? Hmmmmm, How about eggs ? . . .
13- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
14- Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
16- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
17- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

18- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
19- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
20. Do you ever wonder why you stop by my blog???


Lowell said...

Very good, Sylvia! You got me laughing on a Saturday morning!

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Love it, the deal about cell phones and ufo's got me wondering...

Have a great day!

clairz said...

Yep, I stop by this blog for a good laugh and always get one. "Sexually transmitted," indeed!

TexWisGirl said...

this was really cute. :)

Jennifer A. Jilks said...

Such fun!
Cheers from Cottage Country!

RuneE said...

You really have a grave sense of humour ...

Reading No. 19 reminded me of the man who invented the perfect soluble. It dissolved everything - only, he couldn't find a container ...

Paula Scott said...

Great to fill one's day with as much humor as possible! I love these! Stay warm this weekend (it's blustery here).

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

;>))))! Thanks!

SandyCarlson said...

I know I stop by your blog for the smiles you bring to my day! This was a fun post. Thanks!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
HAH! that's why I stop by your blog!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

I've often wondered about the alphabet soup question Sylvia :) but not why I always stop by your blog..

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