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Saturday, March 23, 2013

Ponderisms for the Day


(something to think about)

 
1- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2- There are two kinds of pedestrians . . . The quick and the dead.
3- Life is sexually transmitted.
4- Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
5- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
6- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

7- Have you noticed since everyone has a cell phone these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
8- Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

10- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
11- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

12- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'? Hmmmmm, How about eggs ? . . .
13- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
14- Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
16- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
17- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

18- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
19- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
20. Do you ever wonder why you stop by my blog???


11 comments:

Lowell said...

Very good, Sylvia! You got me laughing on a Saturday morning!

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Love it, the deal about cell phones and ufo's got me wondering...

Have a great day!

clairz said...

Yep, I stop by this blog for a good laugh and always get one. "Sexually transmitted," indeed!

TexWisGirl said...

this was really cute. :)

Jennifer A. Jilks said...

Such fun!
Cheers from Cottage Country!

RuneE said...

You really have a grave sense of humour ...

Reading No. 19 reminded me of the man who invented the perfect soluble. It dissolved everything - only, he couldn't find a container ...

Paula Scott said...

Great to fill one's day with as much humor as possible! I love these! Stay warm this weekend (it's blustery here).

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

;>))))! Thanks!

SandyCarlson said...

I know I stop by your blog for the smiles you bring to my day! This was a fun post. Thanks!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
HAH! that's why I stop by your blog!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

I've often wondered about the alphabet soup question Sylvia :) but not why I always stop by your blog..

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