woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful
was a sign on the cage that said
"Why so little?" she
asked the pet store
owner looked at her and said,"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used
to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar
The woman thought
about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and
hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say
The bird looked
around the room, then at her, and said,"New house, new
The woman was a bit
shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her two teenage
daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new
madam, new girls."
The girls and the
woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation
considering how andwhere
the parrot had been raised. Moments
later, the woman's husband Keith came home from
I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.