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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

New Definitions for the Day!

These fit so well they should be in the dictionary.
ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR:

A place where women curl up and dye.


CHICKENS:

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE:

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST:

Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST:

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage.


INFLATION:

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN:

A grape with a sunburn.


SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON:

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.


TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


YAWN:

An honest opinion openly expressed.



And MY Personal Favorite!!
WRINKLES:

Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
 
 

12 comments:

Karen said...

Cute, love the wrinkles one!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
HOROLOGIST - someone who had too much time on their hands!!! Glad they did though, these are super. &*>

TexWisGirl said...

Very cute!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Every one a gem Sylvia, I especially like the ADULT theory haha!

Indrani said...

Love this collection.

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Pretty funny there, I guess that I have been an adult for some time and am getting more adulted as the years go by.

Lowell said...

You made me smile! Lots of truth in these aphorisms!

Nora at Island Rambles said...

thanks for the laughs and smiles..have a great day! cheers.

Mama Zen said...

I love the "mosquito" one!

magiceye said...

Wonderful 'Daffynitions'!!

Jim said...

Great photos and definitions.

Pat Tillett said...

Hilarious! Thanks for the yuks!

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