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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Need a Laugh??

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'

From the back, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'


Anonymous said...

Hi Sylvia- This definitely made me laugh out loud and smile until my face hurt ~:)

Thanks for my daily dose of laughter and another reason to smile awhile.

Anonymous said...

note- thought you'd like to know that your comment-link led me to your older blogs.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Ohh COL - from the mouths of babes! YAM xx

Jo said...

Oh I just LOVE these stories in your post, Sylvia. Thanks for sharing a great laugh! I hope you're having a great week. Jo

Munir said...

These are so witty !

TexWisGirl said...

'they will in a minute'. perfect!

Kay said...

Oh too funny! Thank you for the laughter, Sylvia.

clairz said...

So cute. I'm reminded of the old Art Linkletter show with the segment on Kids Say the Darndest Things. Goodness, that was a long time ago.

George said...

These are wonderful. Never underestimate what a child will come up with.

magiceye said...

Childhood innocence so true

Arija said...

I would have liked to see the picture . . .

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Merci beaucoup Sylvia :))

Jack said...

Three for three, Sylvia. You are a hoot.

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