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Sunday, August 4, 2013

“4 Worms In Church”
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. 

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
 

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
 

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
 

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup..
 

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
 

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . .
 . . . Dead . 


The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead . 


Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead. 
Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive  


So the Minister asked the congregation,
 

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
 





Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
 
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
 

you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service
!
Today is International Disturbed People's Day.

11 comments:

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Maxine is a classic..words of wisdom hey Sylvia..except for the smoking and drinking haha!

TexWisGirl said...

too cute. so when's the 80th???

Cezar and Léia said...

Very wise!
God bless you!
Cezar

Al said...

I like the way Maxine thinks! I hope you're having a great weekend.

Munir said...

LOL This is how young people look at things today.

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

It's the children who figure things out.

magiceye said...

lol!!

George said...

I can always count on Maxine for a big chuckle. Thanks for the smiles.

Jack said...

Pass the chocolate, sweetheart.

Reader Wil said...

Ha,ha, .. Well I run the risk of getting worms...
Wil

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH SYLVIA - 80 is certainly worth the celebrating!!!

I am thinking that probably you have lived in good clean earth... &*>

Huge hugs, YAM xxx

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