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Sunday, August 4, 2013

“4 Worms In Church”
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. 

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup..

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . .
 . . . Dead . 

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead . 

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead. 
Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive  

So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,

you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service
Today is International Disturbed People's Day.


PerthDailyPhoto said...

Maxine is a classic..words of wisdom hey Sylvia..except for the smoking and drinking haha!

TexWisGirl said...

too cute. so when's the 80th???

Cezar and Léia said...

Very wise!
God bless you!

Al said...

I like the way Maxine thinks! I hope you're having a great weekend.

Munir said...

LOL This is how young people look at things today.

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

It's the children who figure things out.

magiceye said...


George said...

I can always count on Maxine for a big chuckle. Thanks for the smiles.

Jack said...

Pass the chocolate, sweetheart.

Reader Wil said...

Ha,ha, .. Well I run the risk of getting worms...

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH SYLVIA - 80 is certainly worth the celebrating!!!

I am thinking that probably you have lived in good clean earth... &*>

Huge hugs, YAM xxx

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