In crowded New York City at a busy bus stop,
a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing
a tight leather skirt.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on,
she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.
For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again,
much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know
who you are!”
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
figured we was friends."