The ZIPPER - If this one doesn't make you laugh. . .

In crowded New York City at a busy bus stop,

a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing

a tight leather skirt.

 

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on,

she became aware that her skirt was too tight to

allow her leg to come up to the height of the first

step of the bus.

 

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus

driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,

thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she

still couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached

behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

 

For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again,

much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

 

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind

to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step

 

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her

picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and

screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know

who you are!”

 

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda

figured we was friends."