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Wednesday, October 16, 2013

The ZIPPER - If this one doesn't make you laugh. . .



In crowded New York City at a busy bus stop,
a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing
a tight leather skirt.
 
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on,
she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
step of the bus.
 
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she
still couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.
 
For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again,
much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
 
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step
 
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know
who you are!”
 

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
figured we was friends."  

15 comments:

Jo said...

OMW what a story! Great laugh, Sylvia!

TexWisGirl said...

ha ha.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

I had a feeling that was going to be the outcome :))))))

Gail Dixon (LaBelle) said...

That was hysterical! Thanks for the chuckle. :)

Lowell said...

LOL! Who knew Texans were so patient?

Golf was fun. Hope your day has been fun so far, too!

This is Belgium said...

ha ha !! have a great day, Sylvia

Mersad said...

That's so funny!!

Mersad
Mersad Donko Photography

Genie Robinson said...

Yep...It made me laugh after a long day. So, so funny. genie

Sridharan said...

That's so funny sylvia.. a good one too..

Judy SheldonWalker said...

Even though I heard this b4, I forgot the ending so had a good laugh all over again. Thanks!

magiceye said...

lol!!!!

Jack said...

Sylvia, this one got a genuine belly laugh and tears. Good one.

Indrani said...

That was embarrassingly funny! :D

toby said...

Fantastic :)

Merisi said...

*giggles"

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