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Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Couple Going to Heaven!


On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple
were involved in a fatal car accident.

Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside
the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting, they begin to wonder if they could possibly get
married in Heaven?
When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him. St Peter said 
"I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find
out." and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.

After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
bedraggled. "Yes" he informs the couple "you can get married in
Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things
don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

"You must be joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slamming
his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple."

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a
priest up here. Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a
lawyer?"




12 comments:

Mama Zen said...

That's hilarious!

Mersad said...

Hahaha Good one!

Mersad
Mersad Donko Photography

Betsy Adams said...

Oh how funny....Thanks for the smiles today, Sylvia.
Hugs,
Betsy

TexWisGirl said...

ooh! ouch! :)

genie said...

This is a great one. It really is funny.

Arija said...

Poor old St.Peter, I really feel sorry for him . . .

magiceye said...

lol!!

Indrani said...

:D
Lawyers are a rare commodity in heaven!

George said...

Thanks for the smiles. I must admit I'm grinning from ear to ear.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

:))))))

Cezar and Léia said...

Cool post dear Sylvia!
Léia

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari oM
HAH!!!! Great smile for the day. YAM xx

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