Sometimes you are
encouraged about the future when you see something like this: Yep, the truth is out!!
Specifically, there is an annual contest at the University of Arkansas calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
This year's term was: "Political Correctness."
The winner wrote: "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end. "
You know why a banana is like a politician? When he first comes in he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten..
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors!
An old one, but unfortunately, still SO true!!
Specifically, there is an annual contest at the University of Arkansas calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
This year's term was: "Political Correctness."
The winner wrote: "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end. "
You know why a banana is like a politician? When he first comes in he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten..
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors!
An old one, but unfortunately, still SO true!!
And I've been naughty for the day and somehow that feels really good!!!
6 comments:
i'm laughing. and loving it. :) you go with your naughty self!
(i personally liked the nascar driver one best)
Only this last weekend I was having a conversation with Aimee and she said 'REALLY mum could you possibly be any more politically incorrect!' and I said 'I'm sure I could if I tried' :)
You always know how to bring a smile to my face! Love that new header, too. When are you coming to the east coast?
Loved this!
Am sharing it to spread the laughter!!
Thanks for this moment! :)
Léia
Your naughtiness gave me lots of laughter.
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