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Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Ah, Kids Say (Write) the Darndest Things!!

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.'
The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A!

10 comments:

TexWisGirl said...

LOL!

Reader Wil said...

This ais very true and funny too!
Have a lovely week , Sylvia!
Wil, ABCW Team

James said...

Can't argue with that! lol! :-)

Mama Zen said...

How funny!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Oh I needed that smile - bless 'im. YAM xx

Mersad said...

Haha! Good one!

Lowell said...

That's funny. I hadn't heard it before. Thanks for the laugh! I would have given him an "A" too!

McGuffy Ann said...

Oh good grief, how do you argue with that?

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Haha! That's what you call quick thinking :)

Indrani said...

How original and genuine! :)

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