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Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Kids and Giggles to Start the Day!! Hope You Can See the Kids!!



NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'



OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents ..'





KETCHUP

 A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now, she's hitting the bottle.

14 comments:

Stewart M said...

Hi there - it could just be me, but I can't see any of the pictures!

Feel free to delate this comment!

Cheers - Stewart M - Melbourne

Margie's Musings said...

I can't see any of the photos either, Sylvia. I thought it might be my old computer but I see Stewart couldn't see them either.

Phil Slade said...

I couldn't see the pictures either sylvia. Shame as they are nice jokes to go well with an equivanent picture - especially the lady in the car!

Lois said...

I can't see the pics either Sylvia, but the jokes are wonderful! I always enjoy starting my day with a laugh.

TexWisGirl said...

couldn't see the photos, but the laughs were great. :)

José Mendonça said...

Can't see the photos either...

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
I could forgive you for 'hitting the bottle' as Blogger has blitzed you again! Never mind. The words were worthy enough - pics were the cherries we were not to have today. YAM xx

Karen said...

Great funnies for a morning giggle. I can't see the pics either.

Mama Zen said...

I can see the pictures!

magiceye said...

Cute pictures and very funny!

magiceye said...

Cute pictures and very funny!

Jack said...

I can see the pictures! I especially like the one of the topless woman not wearing her seatbelt!

Kay said...

I LOVE it! These are just hilarious!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Haha! Every one a gem.. Out of the mouthes of babes hey Sylvia :)

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