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I miss you Sam!!
I miss you Sam!!

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

A Different Approach!



I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

I changed my car horn to the sound of gun shots. People move out of the way much faster now.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands.
If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone?  That's common sense leaving your body.

I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. 

I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim.  I feel so much better saying I went to the jim this morning.

Paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers - BTW: if you
find one. what's your plan?

"A gun is kind of like a parachute. if you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again".
Yes, I'm being naughty today!  It's necessary every now and then!
Cheers!

7 comments:

Karen said...

Cute!

TexWisGirl said...

laughed at the common sense one. :)

lotusleaf said...

Laughed and chuckled all the way!

Arija said...

Where do I get one of those car horns???

magiceye said...

Brilliant!! Made my day!!

George said...

I don't think of you as being naughty. I thought you were being funny while making a lot of sense.

Lew said...

Times sure have changed! LOL!

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