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Tuesday, October 28, 2014

The ZIPPER


 
If this one doesn't make you laugh.....
.... You definitely need an undertaker.
 
Let me know if you can’t see it!
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting
For a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.

As the bus stopped
And it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt
Was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
First step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
She reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
Thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.


Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still
Couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
Reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

For the second time she attempted the step, and once again,
Much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little
Smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
More and again was unable to make the step. 

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
Picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
Step of the bus. 

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
Screeched, "How dare you touch my body!

I don't even know who you are!"


The Texan smiled and drawled,
"Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
But after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends."

9 comments:

Mersad said...

Great twist! :D

Mersad
Mersad Donko Photography

Arija said...

OK, OK, that did make me LOL!

Lowell said...

Funny! You did put a smile on my face this morning! Thanks, and have a great day!

Mama Zen said...

That made me laugh out loud!

Karen said...

Oh that's a good one, I almost spit my tea all over the computer I was laughing so hard!

HOOTIN ANNI said...

OMGoodness, Sylvia!! You got me rolling!!! What a hoot.

Lois said...

I wasn't expecting the ending to that one! Very funny Sylvia!

George said...

I'm delighted to find that I don't need an undertaker!

Jack said...

This is a terrific one. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything or it would have squirted out my nose.

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