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Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Impossibilities in the World!!

1) You can't count your hair.

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

Ten (10) Things I know about you.

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person and everyone does it too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

I’ve posted this because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category


Yogi♪♪♪ said...

A little whimsy to start the day!!

Jo said...

Oh dear Sylvia I definitely joined you in the idiot category here! Thanks for the laughs. Have a great day. Jo PS I love your new header! Where does your friend get her ideas from? Brilliant!


...outstanding!!! Great [fun] post as always.

TexWisGirl said...

you did make me laugh. :)

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Brwwwhahahahahahha, oh I am sooo gonna pinch this!!! YAM xx

save one said...

'Thats a good' article, i usually amazed with' this thing, i asked myself about this opinion, I wish You'll a better articles that can make another people impressive..don't make the article feel rigit and isn't interesting and poor, i like to read this' article and i think this is "good".thank you.

magiceye said...

That was hilarious!! Thank you!

EG CameraGirl said...

Okay, I admit you really do know a few things about me. Thanks for making me laugh, Sylvia!

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