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Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Tuesday Giggles!!

Seniors Coffee Group
A group of seniors were sitting around talking aabout all their ailments at Timmy's Diner.

"My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another, "My cataracts are so bad, can't even see my coffee."

"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time because my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up! I can't hear you!," said one elderly lady!

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said one, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!"

"I forget where I am and where I'm going," said another.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

The others nodded in agreement

"Well, count your blessings," said a woman cheerfully!

"Thank God we can all still drive!!"


genie said...

Well, you got my day off to a giggle of a start. That second one is just sosososooooooo funny :-)

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Hahahahah - good ones Sylvia! YAM xx

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Adorable first funny Sylvia but the last made me laugh out loud :)

Lowell said...

What a riot! I'm sure glad I'm not an "old folk." Stop laughing! Just because I've spent the past two days in a doctor's office and will have three more doctor's visits next week means nothing. And I can drive my 1955 Ford just fine. Once it starts!

TexWisGirl said...

thanks for the laughs. enjoyed them all. :)

magiceye said...


Indrani said...

I liked the cloud's observation the most. :D :D

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