The old
man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He
unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one
half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the
French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front
of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and
then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites
of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously
they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for
the two of them.'
As
the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely
offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were
just fine - they were used to sharing everything.
People
closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat
there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the
drink..
Again,
the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing
everything.
Finally,
as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the
young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single
bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' She answered
(Continue
below - This is great)
'THE TEETH.'
5 comments:
Hilarious!!
You had me all the way through. I didn't see that coming! Funeeeeee!
oh...my...
Hahaha.... A superb ending!
Eeeeeeeew :) Funny Sylvia!
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