To do good is noble. To tell others to do good is even nobler and much less trouble.
— Mark Twain
Apparently, there is nothing that cannot happen today. — Mark Twain
Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul. — Mark Twain
The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal. — Mark Twain
I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me. — Mark Twain
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it. — Mark Twain