Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
California By 30, Our Women Have More
Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut
Like Massachusetts , only smaller
Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids
And Our Voting Skills
Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho More Than Just Potatoes....
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky
Five Million People;
Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden'sMichigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Gazillion Mosquitoes
Mississippi Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing
Crazies, and Honest Elections!
Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania Cook With Coal
Rhode Island We're Not REALLY an Island
South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee
Home of the Al Gore Museum
Texas We apologize for G.W. Bush...Se Hable Ingles?
Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
Vermont Too liberal for the Kennedys.
Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And
Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington
We can tell Winter from Summer because the Rain in the Summeris warmer
West Virginia
No, we're not near Roanoke!
Wisconsin
Come Cut the Cheese!
Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
Home of Brokeback Mtn.
The District of Columbia
The Work-Free Drug Place !
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Wednesday, November 3, 2010
KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO -- I love the last one!!
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I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.
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I like Michigan's best.
--K
Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel
They are all good, North Carolina especially.
Have a nice evening Sylvia.
They are all funny, but I like the Hawaii's motto best.
I enjoyed reading this post, Sylvia. I'm not from the US but I have friends from different states. So I heard some of those "motto" from them. LOL.
super compilation!
Snort! Those were funny!
These are great! Thanks for sharing them with us.
Good ones, Sylvia!! :)
These are all hilarious. I can't even pick a favorite.
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