Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to "Somebody Else."
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make one out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a Crook or a Martyr.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.