Gratitude is a twofold love / love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes.
A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public.
The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.