50th Wedding Anniversary
A couple were celebrating 50 years together..
Their three children, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner intheir honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one.'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with apatient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
"Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is thatwe're all together today."
Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad.I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't havetime to shop for you."
"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary!I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was reallybusy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything..."
After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There'ssomething your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. Yousee, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of youto college.Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved eachother very much, but we just never found the time to get married."
The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"
"Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too."
I miss you Sam!!
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Little Humor for Wednesday!
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8 comments:
He he he! The firs joke made my day!
Could apply to French gvt workers too;o)
Good one, Sylvia.. I enjoy the chuckle, thanks!
be well, be Happy :D
Pam
Another good one, Sylvia.
Well, that didn't go as I expected it! What a hoot!
Oh yes, very funny!
Good one! I enjoyed it.
Good one, Sylvia!! Made me laugh right out loud. :)
Thank you for the laugh, Sylvia!
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