Little Humor for Wednesday!

50th Wedding Anniversary

A couple were celebrating 50 years together..

Their three children, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in

their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one.

'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a

patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

"Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that

we're all together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad.

I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have

time to shop for you."

"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary!

I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really

busy packing so I didn't have time to get you  anything..."

After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's

something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You

see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you

to college.

Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each

other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep," said the father.  "And cheap ones too."