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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Little Humor for Wednesday!

50th Wedding Anniversary

A couple were celebrating 50 years together..

Their three children, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in
their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one.
'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a
patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

"Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that
we're all together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad.
I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have
time to shop for you."

"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary!
I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really
busy packing so I didn't have time to get you  anything..."

After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's
something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You
see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you
to college.
Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each
other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep," said the father.  "And cheap ones too."



Cildemer said...

He he he! The firs joke made my day!
Could apply to French gvt workers too;o)

Pam said...

Good one, Sylvia.. I enjoy the chuckle, thanks!

be well, be Happy :D

texwisgirl said...

ha ha!

Jack said...

Another good one, Sylvia.

Linda Reeder said...

Well, that didn't go as I expected it! What a hoot!

Pietro said...

Oh yes, very funny!

lotusleaf said...

Good one! I enjoyed it.

Christine said...

Good one, Sylvia!! Made me laugh right out loud. :)

Kay said...

Thank you for the laugh, Sylvia!

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