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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Little Humor for Wednesday!

Italian  Tomato Garden… 

An old Italian lived alone in  New Jersey .  He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. 

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.  The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: 

Dear Vincent, 
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.  I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. 
Love,
 
Papa 

A few days later he received a letter from his son. 

Dear Pop, 
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. 
Love, 
Vinnie 

 At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.  That same day the old man received another letter from his son. 

Dear Pop, 
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
 

Love you, 
Vinnie
 
 
Medical Alert: Worse than bedbugs.
 What is a calorie?

Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at
night and sew your clothes tighter. 
MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS.

12 comments:

Mama Zen said...

So that's what is going on in my closet!

sm said...

nice one

texwisgirl said...

loved 'em both!!! :)

Christine said...

Hmmm. Never knew about those calories. The little bastards.
Thanks for the laughs, Sylvia.

forgetmenot said...

I love the "Tomato Garden"--very funny and very clever. I'm always in awe of people that can tell jokes because I am not a good joke teller. But, I guess they need a good audience, and I can certainly be that. Have a great day. Mickie ;)

EG Wow said...

Thanks for the giggles, Sylvia!

missing moments said...

So that's what's happening in my closet!
Funny joke!

mississippi artist said...

You have me rolling in the floor! You are so funny.

George said...

I enjoyed both of these. Now if you could only tell me how to get those things out of my closet.

lotusleaf said...

Both made me chuckle. Thanks.

Jack said...

That tomato garden joke is a classic, Sylvia.

Munir said...

LOL, My God, what a smart son. The FBI probably never thought a thing before they dug up that place. Wow

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