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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

In My Next Life!

I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get
that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing
home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for
being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement
and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold
watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger
every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go
to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even
younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play,
and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last
9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central
heating, room service on tap. Until finally...You finish off as an
orgasm.

I rest my case.

Think about it!!!    
Hope you all have a wonderful day! 

9 comments:

Team G Square said...

Sweet thought . It would be wonderful .

TexWisGirl said...

once again, sylvia, you make me LOL!

anni said...

ha ha !! what made you think of that, Sylvia !
there is a movie telling a life's story just like you described it;" the Curious Case Of Benjamin Button", did you see it?

R.Ramakrishnan said...

That's a wonderful wish!Hope you get fulfillment:)

Genie -- Paris and Beyond said...

You are simply a delight, mon amie! I read it twice smiling both times. Sadly, I do not think that we are going to get a gold watch going either direction through life. Enjoy the rest of this week, Sylvia!

Bises,
Genie

"Auntie" sezzzzzz... said...

-chuckle- Sounds like that idea, could grow-on-you. :-)))))

Gentle hugs,
"Auntie"
"Something about an old-fashioned Christmas is hard to forget."
~~Hugh Downs

Arija said...

That's the ticket, now where's the bus?

Pieces of Sunshine said...

I'd never thought of it like that, quite an interesting concept. Maybe we would be frustrated at our lack of wisdom and understanding as we grew younger and in many cases, less helpful and able......

Rohit Sareen said...

that's a bit like a 'curious case...'

but yea...pretty cool...esp a great watch on the first day of work...u get to young to work...n spa like conditions!

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