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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

A Whole New Look at Popular Products!!! Ladies Take Notes!!

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say
what an excellent product
you have.
I've used it all of my married life,
as my Mom always told me
it was the best.
Now that I am in my middle years,
I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago,
I spilled some red wine
on my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me
about how clumsy I was,
and generally started becoming
a pain in the neck.


One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood
on my new white blouse!

I grabbed my bottle
of Tide with bleach alternative,
to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!


In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday
told me that the DNA tests
on my blouse were negative.


Then my attorney called
and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief!
Going through menopause
is bad enough without being
a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again,
for having a great product.

Well, gotta go.
I have to write to
the Hefty bag people.


18 comments:

missing moments said...

Thanks for this outrageously funny post today Sylvia!

Nature Rambles said...

Still laughing out loud!

gigihawaii said...

Sylvia, congrats on acquiring 501 followers! Wow!

Arija said...

Great tribute to the product, duly noted. By golly, some days I feel sorely tempted . . . hmm, wonder if I can get t in Aus.? Of course, it might not work since my mother never used or recommended it.

Lisa said...

LOL, that's just funny!

Pam said...

Laughed so hard I almost wet my pants:) you are the queen when it comes to making me LOL. Thanks, Sylvia.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

hugs n smiles across the miles,
Pam aka(just a big kid;)

Cildemer said...

He he he! !
Thanks for sharing, Sylvia! I'm waiting for the "Black and & Decker" letter too?

***
Hope you are having a wonderful weekend * Hugs and happy Thanksgiving***

Laura~Pretty Pix said...

Too funny.. Loved it!
Happy Thanksgiving!

TexWisGirl said...

ROFL!!! awesome!

Tracy said...

Oh how funny...thanks for a great laugh! I can't wait to read the letter to Hefty :)
Have a blessed Thanksgiving!

lotusleaf said...

Well, well! I am giggling uncontrollably!

Linda Reeder said...

That's really a LOL! Thanks for the great laugh!

Kay said...

I burst out laughing and Art asked why I was laughing. I said, "Nothing..."

nana_ang_poppaphil said...

Sylvia you are so funny, this is a beauty.

And once again your header is hilarious.

Grayquill said...

You are hilarious. That was way too good. That reminds me of an old boss. He was his wife's third husband. Once when drunk she told me, her first husband died. I ask her how and she told me from eating poisonous mushrooms. She then told me her second husband also died. I ask her how he had left this world. Without a blink she said he wouldn't eat his mushrooms.

Rohit Sareen said...

ROFL...this was freaking too good!

Gary said...

Love it!! Boom & Gary of the Vermilon River, Canada.

Sridharan said...

Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..!

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