So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health
care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.
And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore. Is this a great country or what?
16 comments:
This is too funny! Unfortunately, it's also true.
I never tire of reading that "nativity story" about our nation's capital/capitol. And these days, it couldn't be MORE TRUE.
Love, love, LOVE the nursing home news as well.
My link for Ruby Tuesday is Holiday Trees
I do hope you'll stop by to visit with me.
I love the cynical Sylvia.
If this didn't contain so much truth, it would be even funnier. Of course, the bulletin about the Nativity Scene also contains some truth.
one way of looking at things ! greetings from Brussels
Ah, yes. It seems that the US is becoming the whoopie cushion of the world.
This is a crazy world, isn't it?
Hi hi hi hi! What a laugh!
Fortunately we can still have a good laugh from time to time in this silly world!
Thanks for sharing, Sylvia;o)
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Hope you are having a nice and happy week****
Funny, but also very sardonic, Sylvia. We do get a long way off the track sometimes, don't we....
Too funny, and too sad at the same time. Gives "2nd Amendment solution" new meaning (nice handgun, by the way--is that a Colt Anaconda .44?).
wow! so funny and very true...unfortunately.
hope your day is going well.
betty x
Hilarious Sylvia, but with an ironic twist!!
This is so funny, Sylvia. I love it! The sad thing is there's an element of truth, isn't there? I'm going to have to learn to shoot straight.
Oh Sylvia...simply LOVE your humour posts!!:))
hahaha...doesnt matter if its India or USA, the Congress seems to be the same!
have a great day...
Excellent idea ! Some of our homeless steal just before winter so they are locked in in a warm cell, daily food, health care, etc. and in spring they get out again. Also a good solution !
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