'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot..
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless
pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any fibre today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
in the parking lot.
'OLD'IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the bathroom.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You are not sure these are jokes
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17 comments:
I love these! Thanks for giving me lots of smiles on a cold, rainy day.
Priceless! Have a great day Sylvia!
Lol love it! Made my morning
These are hilarious! My favorite is one about the alligator shoes.
Thanks Sylvia, for making both of us chuckle.. my hubby was reading over my shoulder.
Blessings,
Pam
Yeah, well some of these are hitting home.
Have a great day Sylvia.
Old is also that you feel happy to refuse to do something you don't want to do. When you were young you were afraid to say"NO" if some one wants you to do a nasty job.Now you can say "NO"whenever you want, and not feel guilty.
Have a very happy week Sylvia!
LOL...I'm old.
I'm old too, but old is underrated! ;-)
The trick to enjoying life is to enjoy every age for what it offers us.
I resemble that.
lol! hilarious!
Hilarious! Thanks, Sylvia.
lol!!
HA HA HA HA HA ----love all of these. The going braless one made me laugh outloud....
Hugs,
Betsy
Nice ones .......
Hang on a minute Sylvia, you ARE kidding right? Hahahahaha! Nothing better than a good laugh, so good for the sould!
hilarious! i always look forward to this post :)
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