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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

'Old' Is When ........


'OLD' IS  WHEN....


Your sweetie says,  'Let's go upstairs 

and make love,' and you  answer, 

'Pick one; I can't do  both!'



'OLD' IS  WHEN...


Your friends  compliment you 

on your new alligator  shoes 

and you're barefoot..



'OLD' IS  WHEN...


A  sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy

and your  pacemaker opens the garage door.



'OLD' IS  WHEN...  

Going braless  

pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



'OLD' IS  WHEN...


You don't care  where your spouse goes, 

just as long as you don't  have to go along.



'OLD' IS  WHEN...


You are cautioned  to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police




'OLD' IS  WHEN.
..  

'Getting a little  action' 

means you don't need to take any fibre  today.



'OLD' IS  WHEN...


'Getting lucky'  means you find your car 

in the parking  lot.



'OLD'IS  WHEN...  

An  'all nighter' means not getting up 

to use the  bathroom.



'OLD' IS  WHEN....  


You are not sure these  are  jokes

19 comments:

George said...

I love these! Thanks for giving me lots of smiles on a cold, rainy day.

missing moments said...

Priceless! Have a great day Sylvia!

Alyssa Ast said...

Lol love it! Made my morning

TexWisGirl said...

:)

Mama Zen said...

These are hilarious! My favorite is one about the alligator shoes.

Pam said...

Thanks Sylvia, for making both of us chuckle.. my hubby was reading over my shoulder.
Blessings,
Pam

Liz said...

Thanks for the laughs!

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Yeah, well some of these are hitting home.

Have a great day Sylvia.

Reader Wil said...

Old is also that you feel happy to refuse to do something you don't want to do. When you were young you were afraid to say"NO" if some one wants you to do a nasty job.Now you can say "NO"whenever you want, and not feel guilty.
Have a very happy week Sylvia!

Karen said...

LOL...I'm old.

NixBlog said...

I'm old too, but old is underrated! ;-)
The trick to enjoying life is to enjoy every age for what it offers us.

Jack said...

I resemble that.

Betty Manousos@ Cut and Dry said...

lol! hilarious!

SandyCarlson said...

Hilarious! Thanks, Sylvia.

magiceye said...

lol!!

Betsy from Tennessee said...

HA HA HA HA HA ----love all of these. The going braless one made me laugh outloud....

Hugs,
Betsy

Team G Square said...

Nice ones .......

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Hang on a minute Sylvia, you ARE kidding right? Hahahahaha! Nothing better than a good laugh, so good for the sould!

Rohit Sareen said...

hilarious! i always look forward to this post :)

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