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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

A Little Light Hearted Humor for the Day!!

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't  you say?  
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter 
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.    
I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.   
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 
      Really? Ya think? 
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  
       Now that's taking things a bit far! 
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  
       What a guy!   
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! 
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  
See if that works any better than a fair trial! 
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War Dims Hope for Peace  
I can see where it might have that effect! 
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 If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 
   Ya think?! 
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  
      Who would have thought! 
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide   
They may be on to something! 
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  
      You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? 
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge  
     He probably IS the battery charge! 
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group  
Weren't they fat enough?! 
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  
That's what he gets for eating those beans! 
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks  
       Do they taste like chicken?
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   Local  High School Dropouts Cut in Half  
       Chainsaw Massacre all over again! 
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  
       Boy, are they tall! 
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And the winner is....  
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead  
  
     Did I read that right? 
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14 comments:

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Laughing is such good therapy, thanks Sylvia.

Gattina said...

I hope the veterinarian does a good job with the panda females, hahaha !

Pam said...

So that is where newspapers have been cutting back on employees. giggle giggle :)
Thanks for the chuckles, Sylvia.. they made my day!

Reader Wil said...

Red tape holds up bridges? Huh??
Very funny!!

Betty Manousos said...

haha!!
hilariously funny!

thanks for the good laugh, sylvia.

TexWisGirl said...

these were great! dave letterman and jay leno, eat your hearts out!

Paula Scott said...

Humor is always good for the spirit and the soul! And for good health! Thanks for briging a smile to my face today!

Mary Howell Cromer said...

These are great Sylvia, gave me a giggle~

NixBlog said...

LOL! So good to start the day with a smile, Sylvia. Thank you.

That's what happens if you employ journalists who passed their courses with supplementary exams...

Jack said...

A very funny list, Sylvia. I can imagine that several of these would get past the proofreaders. But not eagle-eyed readers like you and me!

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

These are even funnier read aloud (as I just did to Bill)! Thanks.

Lawstude said...

some of the headlines here are tragic but i couldn't stop laughing :)

lotusleaf said...

So much of laughter packed into those headlines!

Indrani said...

Funny! :D
I don't know whether to sympathize with the vet or not.

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