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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Women and Men and Different Perspectives!


WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......
... "HEBREWS"

16 comments:

VaishVijay said...

Good collection, that too 'Hebrews' is the topper!

Mama Zen said...

That last one is priceless!

joy said...

Funny stories about man and wife.LOL

Reader Wil said...

Hebrews! capital joke! Wonderful, amusing stories! Thank you! I wish you a very pleasant week.

This is Belgium said...

great and fun
greetings to you Sylvia, all the way from Brussels
anni

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clairz said...

I can always find a laugh here, Sylvia. Love that last one, it should come in handy!

Paula Scott said...

Hebrews! LOL! What a fun post-you do have a knack not only for finding such gems, but stringing them together.
Thanks for the smiles and chuckles!

TexWisGirl said...

several good ones in here! thanks, sylvia!

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Cute one, Sylvia... I love the "Hebrews" one... Funny!!!

Hugs,
Betsy

Black Jack's Carol said...

Lots of laugh-out-loud moments here, but the last one was the clincher. Thanks for a fun post!

Arija said...

I can't make up my mind whether it is the in-laws or the Hebrews. Whatever, it certainly got my day off to a good start!

Indrani said...

Good ones. :D

Icy BC said...

I love all the women's come-backs! They are so witty and quick in responding.

I am on the other hand, slow and stumped at heated moments:(

PerthDailyPhoto said...

When will men realize they just don't have a chance of ever winning a verbal conflict haha! The 'Hebrews' is definitely getting passed on Sylvia.

NixBlog said...

LOL, just the thing for a very wet, very dark, very wintry morning in Melbourne, Sylvia! Enjoy the rest of your week!

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