THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE
SITTING IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT......I'M GETTING A FAX!!"
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT......I'M GETTING A FAX!!"
Rye Bread (stamina)
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't
even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked
him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps
your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."
15 comments:
Thanks for the laughs this morning Sylvia!
What a way to start the day ... thanks for the lift, you are fun.
Andrea @ From The Sol
Hilarious!
Excellent!
Thanks for the smiles on a dreary day.
Sylvia, I am passing the "Sisterhood of the World Bloggers Award" on to you as a way of saying thank you for all of the up moments I have spent on your blog. Feel no obligation to accept it ... just know that you deserve it.
Andrea @ From The Sol
Andrea, thank you so very much! I don't participate in blog awards because my greatest reward is the friends and contacts I have made through blogging. Your kind words and the fact that my efforts have meant something to you is the greatest gift/award that there can be! I hope your week is going well and filled with blue skies, laughter and love!
Sylvia
Hard, huh????? Ha Ha Ha.... Love it!!!!!
I had heard the fax one before --but it still made me snicker!!!
Hugs,
Betsy
Always good to start the day with a smile, Sylvia! Thanks.
Sylvia, you are so naughty! and funny!
I have to agree with Linda Reeder!
You have some awfully funny material. Sylvia. Naughty, of course, but funny!
Oh my gosh, you are going to make me hurt myself one day! TOO funny.
Hahahahahahaha! I'm going to have to remember the 'fax machine' one Sylvia,did i mention lately that I loooove your sense of humour!!
Unreal shots.
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