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Very accurate data provided.
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Information you may not need but now have.
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January Statistics On
Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
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Terrorists Discovered
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0
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Transvestites
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133
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Hernias
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1,485
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Hemorrhoid Cases
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3,172
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Enlarged Prostates
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8,249
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Breast Implants
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59,350
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Natural Blondes
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3
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It was also discovered that 535 congress representatives had no balls at all.
11 comments:
Oh that's just hilarious..Hope it's not true what they say about breast implants exploding at high altitudes, this could turn out to be a bit messy!!
Three actual blondes huh? I thought they were extinct.
Where do you find these things? LOL! Nice to start the day with a chuckle and a smile!
this is too funny!!
wonder who came up with these numbers -;
HA! That was so funny!
Very funny, a good laugh to start my day.
You are a hoot, Sylvia.
It's good to see that our tax money is being put to such productive use.
LOL! thought it was something serious until i reached the end of the post. ;)
Oh very funny!!! :-)
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