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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

TSA Airport Screening Updates...


                Very accurate data provided.








Information you may not need but now have.
January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3



It was also discovered that 535 congress representatives had no balls at all.
 
 

13 comments:

JM said...

LOL!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Oh that's just hilarious..Hope it's not true what they say about breast implants exploding at high altitudes, this could turn out to be a bit messy!!

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Three actual blondes huh? I thought they were extinct.

Paula Scott said...

Where do you find these things? LOL! Nice to start the day with a chuckle and a smile!

Jillien said...

this is too funny!!

This is Belgium said...

wonder who came up with these numbers -;

Pat Tillett said...

HA! That was so funny!

nana_ang_poppaphil said...

Very funny, a good laugh to start my day.

Jack said...

You are a hoot, Sylvia.

George said...

It's good to see that our tax money is being put to such productive use.

Cher said...

LOL! thought it was something serious until i reached the end of the post. ;)

cieldequimper said...

Oh very funny!!! :-)

NixBlog said...

Too funny!

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