An elderly man was stopped
by the police around 2 a.m. The policeman asked him where he was going at that
time of night.
The man replied,
"I' m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on
the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked,
"Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied,
"That would be my lovely wife Janice."
Oh, and don't forget those Texas gals!!
One last thought for the day!
Remember: Senior Citizens Are
Valuable!
We are more valuable than any of the younger generations.
We have silver in our hair.
We have gold in our teeth.
We have stones in our kidneys.
We have lead in our feet and,
We are loaded with natural gas!
We are more valuable than any of the younger generations.
We have silver in our hair.
We have gold in our teeth.
We have stones in our kidneys.
We have lead in our feet and,
We are loaded with natural gas!
11 comments:
ha ha! made me laugh!
*giggles*
That's a sweet one! :-)
Oh too funny! Thank you for the laugh today!
You must be a hoot to live with ... does all of this humor come out of your head or do you have a knack for finding good resources, or is it both. Whatever it is, I love it. I come here for my daily smile and end up LOL. Love it!
Andrea @ From The Sol
I always knew we Seniors were valuable. Betsy lived in Texas before we met, so I know enough not to 'mess with Texas'.
Oh YES----don't mess with Texas women... I lived there for 12 yrs... ha ha
Hugs,
Betsy
To repeat: You are a hoot, Sylvia.
haha! thanks for making me laugh always. :)
Interesting tan line Sylvia, do all women carry pistols in Texas haha!
Too funny, Sylvia. We Senior citizens are worth a lot !!! Mickie :)
Ha! Good ones, Sylvia!
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