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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Ready to Smile, Chuckle, The Church Ladies Are Back!

Those wonderful Church  Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with
 typewriters. These sentences (with  all the BLOOPERS) actually
 appeared in church bulletins or were announced in  church services:

The Fasting  & Prayer Conference includes meals.


The  sermon  this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.

The  sermon  tonight: Searching for Jesus.

Ladies, don't  forget  the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of

those things not worth  keeping around the house. Bring your 
 husbands.

Remember  in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at

someone who is hard  to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care
much about you  .

Don't  let worry kill you off - let the Church help .


Miss  Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving

obvious pleasure  to the congregation.

For  those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a

nursery downstairs  .

Next  Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all 

 the help they can  get.

Irving  Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the

church. So ends a  friendship  that began in their school days.

A  bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.

Music will  follow..

At  the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is

Hell?' Come  early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new  choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of

several new members  and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts  are  saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be

recycled. Proceeds  will  be used to cripple children.


12 comments:

Mama Zen said...

I love those church bulletins!

Pat Tillett said...

HA! Those are so darn funny!

Reader Wil said...

Very funny church bulletins! Thanks for a big smile on my face!Have a wonderful week, Sylvia!

TexWisGirl said...

too cute. especially the 'walks on water' then 'searching for...' :)

cieldequimper said...

Some of these are absolutely priceless!

Sally in WA said...

These are just too darn funny, Sylvia! Stay cool...I hear the heat is coming back your way.

Pam :) said...

Typos are always good for a laugh and these are exceptionally funny.
It just so happens my brothers wife is one those church ladys, I will copy and sent to him ~:)

Have a delightful day, Sylvia.

Lowell said...

I remember those church bulletins. Funny post. Got to watch those sneaky snakes.

Kathe W. said...

hoo boy- those silly church women! chuckle! and your header is great! Love the wasp!

Jack said...

Sylvia, these are hilarious!

Betsy Adams said...

HA HA HA-----Love them!!!! I worked for a church for about 25 years so I have seen my share of these kinds of bloopers...

Thanks for sharing.
Hugs,
Betsy

mississippi artist said...

These are soo funny. Laughter is a great way to start the day.

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