Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with
typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually
appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.
The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your
husbands.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at
someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care
much about you .
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help .
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs .
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all
the help they can get.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow..
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is
Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually
appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.
The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your
husbands.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at
someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care
much about you .
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help .
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs .
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all
the help they can get.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow..
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is
Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
12 comments:
I love those church bulletins!
HA! Those are so darn funny!
Very funny church bulletins! Thanks for a big smile on my face!Have a wonderful week, Sylvia!
too cute. especially the 'walks on water' then 'searching for...' :)
Some of these are absolutely priceless!
These are just too darn funny, Sylvia! Stay cool...I hear the heat is coming back your way.
Typos are always good for a laugh and these are exceptionally funny.
It just so happens my brothers wife is one those church ladys, I will copy and sent to him ~:)
Have a delightful day, Sylvia.
I remember those church bulletins. Funny post. Got to watch those sneaky snakes.
hoo boy- those silly church women! chuckle! and your header is great! Love the wasp!
Sylvia, these are hilarious!
HA HA HA-----Love them!!!! I worked for a church for about 25 years so I have seen my share of these kinds of bloopers...
Thanks for sharing.
Hugs,
Betsy
These are soo funny. Laughter is a great way to start the day.
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